Short Story

A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a  bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving.

Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of … cars, the woman says;

“So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman.

Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live

together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle.

My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she

handed the bottle over to the man.

The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then

handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back

to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their


(drunk driver’s offence)

Adam ate the apple again !
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change!!!

Enjoy your Thursday pals 😉 😄


7 Comments Add yours

  1. Ha ha. I didn’t see that coming. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. purplebutterfly964 says:

    Great post. I wasn’t expecting the ending.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. elynjay1 says:



  4. Yvonne says:

    Hahahahaha. This got me laughing.
    Tricky wife.


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