Short Story

Pls kindly judge this matter…..I was in a taxi,chatting with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man, l decided to change the topic, I wrote: “Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abdullahi that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off. Bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop suddenly opened the taxi door and jumped out. He was knocked down by a passing truck and eventually died. Pls who killed him?..Me or Amebo? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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8 Comments Add yours

  1. OMG! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Have you seen the spoof videos where people drop backpacks and run?! It’s hilarious the way strangers react! Lol!

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Zortura says:

      Yes o very funny πŸ˜‚

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Damola A says:

    Lol..that bad habit of people looking at what you are doing on your phone

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zortura says:

      πŸ˜‚ I always do it

      Like

  3. depatridge says:

    Reblogged this on Matthews' Blog and commented:
    Got what he wanted, abi?

    Like

  4. purplebutterfly964 says:

    I hate when people read over your shoulder, but that was funny. πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  5. toksdavid says:

    Omg…..amebo definitely killed him

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