6I don’t know what this means πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

​I’m standing before you as I sit Behind ur back, to tell you a fake story which i witnessed real but i know nothing about it but before then, listen to this announcement:

There will be an all boys’ meeting for girls only. Entrance is free only if you pay at the gate. You are advised to wear your best clothes since i know dat u have none. The first person to come will be given a front seat at the back of the hall.

Now for more information, see me first thing tomorrow morning in the afternoon.


One bright morning in the middle of the night,two dead men woke up to fight back to back facing each other.

One of them brought out his knife and shot the other. A deaf policeman heard the sound and another lame policeman quickly ran to the spot where the dead man laid. If you think this story is false, ask the blind man who saw it all…even the dumb woman who told me this story killed her self and ran away.

Enjoy ur morning dis evening even though the sun is raining and the cold weather is hot.

Before you say anything,  Good evening y’all!😘😘


2 Comments Add yours

  1. Wendy says:

    Very funny..crying tears rolling up.. xx

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Waoooow so much hyperbole and opposites in this one. Love itπŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

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