#AfricanParents

​I was watching an American

film last night with my

Parents. While

watching the film, a young

boy of my age started romancing

his girlfriend. They kissed each

other and when the guy’s hand

crossed the girl’s private part, I

looked straight at my dad and

noticed that his eyes had changed,

then I focused my eyes more on the

film even though I knew my dad

wanted me to leave the parlour at

once, I did not care. They were still

kissing, this time hotter, then they

both fell on the bed and the guy

was about to open the girl’s bra.

My Dad looked at me with his red

eyes and shouted

“have you ironed the car?”

.

.

I was like.. Yes sir. Infact I put starch😄😄😄

#DryJokeSunday #Copied 😉

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29 Comments Add yours

  1. MultidimensionalHE says:

    This made me laugh and brought a ray of light to my day, i was having a bad one until i went through and rap perg.

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    1. Zortura says:

      Thank God it lightened up your day… Hope you aren’t worrying about anything?? And okay??

      Like

      1. MultidimensionalHE says:

        I am worrying about things, but trying to keep myself together. I am OK compared to other people in this world but my responsibilities worry me. How are you??

        Liked by 1 person

        1. Zortura says:

          I’m good.. If a listening ear will lessen the worries, I’m here for you 😊… Whatsapp me on the number in my about me page

          Liked by 1 person

          1. MultidimensionalHE says:

            OK I will try. I tried this app before but it didn’t work… still gonna try though

            Liked by 1 person

            1. Zortura says:

              Okay.. Will wait for you 😊

              Liked by 1 person

              1. MultidimensionalHE says:

                Thanks for waiting.. I sent you a message already

                Liked by 1 person

  2. It is not easy to develop, if your family deny.

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  3. Amie Sparks says:

    Starch! 😂😂😂 my father will just change the channel. No too much talk. But starch! Ah ah, Zortura, I hail oh *lmao*

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  4. depatridge says:

    Reblogged this on Matthews' Blog and commented:
    Very funny

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Samantha says:

    Lol African parents are hilarious

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Samantha says:

    My mom just let me watch them sex scenes; hell she knows that’s what I wrote! Sex.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. blackrose206 says:

    African parents are really funny and strict too😒😂

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  8. blackrose206 says:

    I wrote bout them too on my blog .

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zortura says:

      Yes baby😊 seen it…you did a good job👏👏👏👏

      Liked by 1 person

  9. xstargold says:

    Lol
    When that happens my dad says “when last did you read your books come on go to your room”
    But if I’m watching it alone and he see’s it he says”Can’t you see it’s rated 18″whereas nothing’s there

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zortura says:

      😂 this life whey we African kids come sef 😂😂

      Like

  10. ktony911 says:

    You’re crazy…lol😂

    Liked by 1 person

  11. mburablog says:

    Thats how you know your parents are African 😂

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Ibraheem says:

    Be careful what you watch. Lol

    Liked by 1 person

  13. nondalo says:

    😂😂 I know exactly that feeling; I’ve experienced imilar thing. African parents are the best😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

  14. naiakelly says:

    CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

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