Game time 

​You literally have to play this  game🙌🙌… Find your birthday month, day and year then comment the sentence it forms when put together …

Select your month
Jan : I need

Feb : I killed

Mar : I slept with

Apr : I raped

May : I slapped

Jun : I hugged

Jul : I played with

Aug : I jumped on

Sep : I got drunk with

Oct : I spit on

Nov : I kissed

Dec : I love
SELECT A DAY

01- Someone

02- a donkey

03- a monkey

04- a baboon

05- an elephant

06- my cousin

07- my girlfriend/boyfriend

08- Ronaldo

09- Nicky Minaj

10- a clown

11- a drunkard

12- a virgin

13- a hobo

14- a genius

15- a gorilla

16- Chris Brown

17- a pig

18- a model

19- Nobody

20- my dog

21- my first love

22- my ex

23- an old man

24- a dinosaur

25- Kim Kardashian

26- a prostitute

27- the lecturer

28- my best friend

29- a cat

30- an old friend

31- an idiot
Select the year of birth…

1980- in a bar

1981- in a car park

1982- in a dirty pond

1983- in an ocean

1984- in a police van

1985- in a garage

1986- in a forest

1987- in a swimming pool

1988- in a toilet

1989- in a garden

1990- in a hotel room

1991- in a bus

1992- in a taxi

1993- on my bed

1994- in the river

1995- in our room

1996- on the playground

1997- with out my pants

1998- on the house roof

1999- with my eyes open

2000- but I’m lying

2001- in the grave yard

2002- in the bathroom

2003- always

2004- today

2005- on my birthday.
Mine says I jumped on a dinosaur without my pants 😂😂…What’s your funny sentence.????

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21 Comments Add yours

  1. ickarus1976 says:

    Dinosaur are sexy!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zortura says:

      You left out the month

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Psy says:

    I need my girlfriend in a swimming pool.

    Sounds about right..

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Jdub says:

    I’m too old to play😟

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Damola A says:

    I played with Nicki Minaj….

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zortura says:

      You wish 😂😂😂

      Like

  5. Diana M says:

    I kissed Kim Kardashian on my bed. (Not exciting) ✌🏾

    Liked by 1 person

  6. I love an old man in the river. hahahahaha

    Liked by 1 person

  7. prince says:

    I love my cousin in the hotel, *lol*

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Fab Writings says:

    I jumped on an old man in a grave yard…
    That old man must be a spirit, I think…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zortura says:

      😂😂😂😂

      Liked by 1 person

  9. blackrose206 says:

    I kissed my first love but am lying

    Liked by 1 person

  10. xstargold says:

    I got drunk with Nicki Minaj but I’m lying
    Aw I wish it was true

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zortura says:

      Lol yeah right

      Liked by 1 person

  11. terylellie says:

    I slapped a baboon in a taxi…. Thanks for the laugh!!!! ❤️your blog keep it up!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zortura says:

      Thank you 💃 💃

      Like

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    Like

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