So I was going through LIB this morning and saw a post tagged ‘Terrified SA bride bashes husband’s head with wine bottle after seeing the size of his manhood on honeymoon night’. I let out a really loud laugh because I thought the post will be about him having a small penis and the couple abstained from sex before marriage. Anyways this is how the story went….
In South Africa, a virgin bride reportedly bashed her husband on the head during their honeymoon, after seeing his large penis for the first time.
According to reports, Mnombo Madyibi (pictured above) – nicknamed Anaconda by his friends, was attacked while trying to get intimate with his wife on their honeymoon after they both decided to abstain from sex until marriage.
The unnamed wife reportedly described her husband’s penis as a ‘hairy, scary cucumber’ after seeing it for the first time. Revealing what happened, Madyibi said:
‘All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay. But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.’
She reacted in horror, bit his ear and squeezed his private parts.
‘Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I’d bought her as a gift.’
Their screams woke up other guests at their bed and breakfast in Coffee Bay, South Africa, and the pair ended up heading back home.
While Madyibi thinks his wife was angry because he could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar, his wife when contacted said she only slapped him on the cheek. They have decided to use marriage counseling instead of involving the police to solve their issues.
I honestly think her reaction was uncalled for… After biting his ear and squeezing his manhood, she should have left him. No need to hurt him so bad because of God’s gift to him. After all, there are wives praying that their husbands manhood enlarges but them no see. This woman should take her time o😂😂