Brain Teaser

I’m sorry brain teaser is coming now. I’ve been sick all day. Having diarrhea and the only food in the house that my weak self can take is tea yet tea has a laxative effect on me. This brain teaser will stay till tomorrow morning to make for the lost time. Thanks for understanding😘

To qualify as winner, you have to answer the two questions in one comment. Also youhave to comment on five other previous postof the day. The time you comment on otherpost does not matter as long as its done before 8pm. If you answer all questions in a comment and not comment on other post the next most eligible person will win. The prize is airtime of any network of your choice. 
Good luck guys!